Music in a Bottle
Ok, so I am a weirdo! I was drinking my beer tonight…as I do every night, and realized I always hold my mp3 player and beer in the same hand. Now maybe most people don’t sit outside drinking beer and listen to music…but I bet a lot do. Now here me out, I remember as a kid that games to win something from the bottom of a soda can actually meant something. Mountain dew was great! At the bottom of the can it told you right away if you won something or not….not this bullshit code entering, thanks for entering our survey, you will never win shit stuff!
People want instant gradification, and I say…GIVE IT TO THEM! My idea is to build a small mp3 player into some/every can or bottle that has a 1/8” headphone jack receptical on it and it will play a tune or two for free. Of course it will have a commercial in there, but that’s the beauty of it. Everybody wins…the seller, buyer,marketer, and the promo people! I am telling you, this is the future. One thing I have learned in school is that advertising/promoting is getting so HARD now adays. Fuck, I bought Oakley ski glasses last week that have flip-down earpods in them that play music from a tiny mp3 player built into the nose piece!
Next month somebody will invent a beer label that transmits a shortwave signal to a buyers glasses…like mine, that will give a free song and a commercial….think about it!
Ben, you have to help me invent this. It is soooo simple, yet only month/years away! Well, at least I documented it here on the web tonight….Justin weis…father of commercial beer labels!lol. (L.F.M.A’S) LOW FREQUENCY MUSICAL ADVERTISEMENTS….see..i am a fuckin king! Check out my high tech prototype!…lol
I have a whole line of accessories too. Like a watch that decodes and plays the music when within 1 foot of the beer/pop bottle or can. It would be stylish yet functional. It would have a head phone jack on it, but also a small speaker to play at a moderate volume.
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