I never thought Jessica Simpson would ever enter my life. I was perfectly happy not knowing what she was doing until I found out what was going on. John started dating her recently.
As if the TV show with Nick wasn't enough, and all the drama with the divorce, John's going to be distracted by the paparazzi and the rumors. Continuum is out September 12, and if the two of them stay together it will probably take four years for another album. His whole demeanor will change.
I forgot to tell him that I have to live vicariously through him - single and rich, doing exactly what I enjoy doing. If he hooks up, I have no one to model my imaginary life after. Thanks alot.
So John, congratulations. She's hot, but don't get all stitched up, or someone will find a bag full of chicken-tuna sandwiches on their front porch (maybe the one you'll be sleeping on).
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