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I read something today while I was on the pot: "Only 4 percent of Americans can say that they didn't eat at McDonald's last year."

I will be able to say that in 2008.

Beth and I started at the beginning of 2006 that we wouldn't go to Wal-Mart anymore. We did it. We still haven't been. So I proposed toward the end of the year that we should just add another place to avoid every year. We decided that our most troublesome frequent visits were to McDonald's, and that was that. We haven't eaten anything from McD's this year. I went inside one to pee a couple of weeks ago, and the stench of the grease was revolting. I feel like I'm reformed or something. Now we've got to figure out which establishment is off limits next year.