I am More American than Bush is Approved of

The results are in. I had always wondered just how American I am, and now Ann Coulter can't say shit!

You are 63% American!

You have 126 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy. Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Maybe I'll contact the CIA and finally get accepted. This was the last bit of proof I needed after that Qu'ran peddling incident. I'll show those bastards.

Being American isn't all that hard. It's the getting along with Americans I have trouble with. I've stated those reasons in a recent post and will not continue to bore the bejesus out of you here.