Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Starbucks is Lame

I’m amazed at the uncharacteristic way that Starbucks contributes to its community. The coffee is good (I will not deny), but the fact that everything is expensive really detracts from the homeliness of it. How does Starbucks let Internet providers charge for access? Shouldn’t the damn place just offer it for free? Does it not want a crowd?

I’m writing this in Starbucks tonight (not online) and as I write I wonder why I decided to stop in and have a coffee. I really wanted to get an assignment done. My school is online and the thought occurs to me now that I might have been more productive at Wendy’s.

I had a plan last year to gain Internet access from Starbucks. I offered Fazoli’s next door a great deal on a WiFi hotspot, which I could simply enhance so that I could reach it from Starbucks. I hate Fazoli’s. The owner, after months of deliberation, decided against it at the time but reserved his right to call back if he changed his mind.

I just spilled coffee on the notebook I carry every day. Gives it character.

So why did I stop here tonight? I guess it’s the fact that I could have sworn that AT&T was offering free WiFi at Starbucks. Turns out that $3.99 is not the same. $3.99 for two hours of use. That’s worse than T-Mobile’s $9.99 per day. The subscription is the same at $19.99 per month, but who wants to pay monthly for two Internet connections? I’d rather pay $60/month for a WWAN card and not have to search for an AT&T hotspot everywhere I go.

I remember when I got my first printer. It was an all-in-one from Compaq that eventually turned to shit, but it was a printer. And I remember after a few months wondering what I did with a computer when I didn’t have a printer. “What good is it,” I asked, “if I can’t print anything?” I now have nixed that idea and replaced it with “What good is a computer without the Internet? What is it for?”

But somehow I’ve managed to keep this MacBook open at Starbucks without hitting the ‘net. Wait a minute… Wendy’s is close… Nevermind.

I’m typing in Word, and I don’t have a printer or a connection to the Internet. Disconnection is great! But how do I play Mob Wars on Facebook or update my status?

That’s it – I’m opening my notebook.



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